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PJ Mallya - King of Bad Times .. :D

The following is a collection of my PJs posted on a forum called pagalguy.com. Some of them might make u want to pull your hair out.. but cut me some slack, all of them are originals.. :) ! Starters: 1.) between 'dawn' and 'dusk' which is more authoritative..? Ans.) dawn... because he intimidates dusk by saying.. " main hoon dawn.! " 2.) Why dont most ppl wake up early.. i.e when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but instead get up when the sun is already shining bright..?? Ans.) because they realised.. " dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. naa mumkin hain.." 3.) What would be Karan johar's next movie's name if it were to star Salman Khan,Sanjay dutt and hrithik..?? Ans.) "Kabhi kushi.. Kabhi Gym " 4.) if Quentin tarantino decides to make a mushy bollywood romantic movie.. what will he name it..? Ans.) Kill Bill Pyar Vyar... 5.) If Ram gopal verma or Manirathnam decide to remake one of Steven Spielberg's classics with m