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The 'COLOUR' of my love

this one is from my archives, one of the 1st articles i wrote.. about 4 years back
i guess i was obsessed with the bizzare then! :) read on...


The following is a unique usage of COLOURS.
the passage contains about 25 colours substituted in place of words...

try to correlate each colour to a word sounding similar and you will understand it better. if you are still not able to figure it out , the original words follow the passage in the same order.Just put them in and read it out.


ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THE FOLLOWING
FEATURE ARE FICTIOUS AND BEAR NO RESEMBLENCE
TO ANY PERSON.. LIVING OR DEAD.


THE "COLOUR" OF MY LOVE

Am i REDy fo this????
is this the end to my long WHITE??

someone has started appearing in my CREAMES and i am
GREEN to know...
who is this ? who just BLUE me away!!!!

something is GOLDing me back and i have a PINKing feeling
in my heart..

who is she??? am i a CYAN of her?
why does it feel like she is saying YELLOW to me all the time..

i've started to look at PURPLE in a SAFFRON way...
i wish i could show her the oRANGE of my love.. well
after seeing me... she should come to a conclusion that
brain is anyday better than BROWN !!!

the ASH in my VIOLET and the KHAKI in my pocket will make
sure i am not under BEIGE when i take her out!!

i just hope that the wavelength of my colour is in sync with
her frequency and sincerely GREY to god than she doesn't
MAROON me...

even if she does.. my intution tells me, some day she'll
CHROME BLACK to me!!

so if you find a girl with INDIGO eyes,SILVER skin,
BURGUNDY hair and MAGENTA lips please tell her..
i am anxiously WHITING for her..


Anup.
Believe in nonsense.


THE COLOUR KEY:
REDy: ready
WHITE : wait
CREMES: dreams
GREEN: keen
BLUE: blew
GOLDing: holding
PINKing: sinking
CYAN: fan
YELLOW: hello
PURPLE: people
SAFFRON: different
oRANGE: range
BROWN: brawn
ASH: cash
VIOLET: wallet
KHAKI: car key
BEIGE: seige
GREY: pray
MAROON: maroon
CHROME: come
BLACK: back

Comments

Praveena said…
wow...!!! this is heights of creativity...
i read the title n thot its gonna be some setti love thingie.. m glad u proved me wrong..!! :)

keep em comin!!
kri8hna said…
warast fellow! thu nee!!

*same comment already pettanu...wonder what happened to that!*
Hill said…
warast fellow! thu nee!! *same comment already pettanu...wonder what happened to that!*

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