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Chase is the index of the mind..!

Resolutions on new year are such a cliche .. talking of cliches one thing that is clichefied to the extent that new born babies can predict what will happen next are the chases in our movies... long live the ramp and the flower cart. (details later) The usual prerequisites for a cliched chase are an old jeep/bike, couple of crowded streets,a know it all hero ( who needs GPS? ), and a bunch of goons with ultra low IQ levels.. seriously i always think of all the goons in all the movies worldwide and i wonder why our desi goons have the lowest IQ levels, but they are the people who make the rajnis,mithuns and balakrishnas of our world look good.! The following is the 8 marks answer for salient features of Indian chases : (exam hangover i guess) * A bunch of goons will never be able to catch the heroine.. even if she is wearing 3 inch pointed heels and running in a desert.. and the chase ends in she bumping into the hero.. who btw has no work in life at that precise moment. * When th