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PJ Mallya - King of Bad Times .. :D

The following is a collection of my PJs posted on a forum called pagalguy.com. Some of them might make u want to pull your hair out.. but cut me some slack, all of them are originals.. :) !

Starters:

1.) between 'dawn' and 'dusk' which is more authoritative..?
Ans.) dawn... because he intimidates dusk by saying.. " main hoon dawn.! "


2.) Why dont most ppl wake up early.. i.e when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but instead get up when the sun is already shining bright..??
Ans.) because they realised.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. naa mumkin hain.."


3.) What would be Karan johar's next movie's name if it were to star Salman Khan,Sanjay dutt and hrithik..??
Ans.) "Kabhi kushi.. Kabhi Gym"


4.) if Quentin tarantino decides to make a mushy bollywood romantic movie.. what will he name it..?
Ans.) Kill Bill Pyar Vyar...


5.) If Ram gopal verma or Manirathnam decide to remake one of Steven Spielberg's classics with minimum light/ or no lighting.. then what would the title be..?
Ans.) Jurassic Dark ..!


6.) if Ajay devgan, tushar kapur, arshad warsi and sharmaan joshi plan to open a shopping complex.. what will they name it..??
Ans.) GolMall


7.) if michael hussy starts to pick his spot in the aussie batting line up and wants to bat at no. 3 and not no. 5 and sometimes wants to bat at no.4.. then what will he be called..?
Ans.) Michael Fussy


8.) Which batsmen with extraordinary talent has a name which suggests he is very ordinary..?
Ans.) Inza 'mamul' Haq


9.) If a half marathon were to be held in chennai.. which current sporting team in the country will win it hands down..?
Ans: Chennai Veerans (PHL team)
Why..? bcos -- Chennai We Run(s)...


10.) what did the distributors who bought Nikhil Advani's latest film about 6 couples and their relationships realise...??
Ans: That it was a Salaam-E-Risk


11.) how does a layman who does not know anything abt cricket decide who among Sunil gavaskar and Paul Harris (south africa) is playing... and who is already retired.??
Ans: By looking at their names
How? Sunil GaWasKar (Was playing cricket)
Paul HarrIs (Is playing cricket..!)


12.) If Linda Goodman were to remake one of this year's most nominated movies at the Oscars, what would it be called.??
Ans.) Little Miss SunSign


13.) An orthopaedist recommends Big B's movie to his patient complaning of joint pains.. which movie..?
Ans.) Knee-shabd


14.) if Sooraj Barjatiya, Sohail khan and RGV decide to make a movie together , what will it be called.??
Ans.) "Maine Pyar Kiya tho Darna Mana hain.."


15.) If Bajaj comes up with a bike targetting people who cant see properly.. i.e, have defective vision.. then what will they name it..?
Ans.) Bajaj CaliBlurr


Well.. these were the starters.. Main course and Dessert to be followed in coming posts.. :D
ciao.

Comments

Praveena said…
:S :O :P :-)) :D :S
Anonymous said…
Heyy Ho!
PJ Mallya cracked me up with his 'dawn' jokes!
Unknown said…
That was really hilarious!!

"Dawn ko pakadna....." ...hahahah
nice one
Anonymous said…
*%#%(*&%(&%)(^)*%^*^$(&%)*^_)+)+!

wat was that? how does PJ Mallya explain that??
Ich_soll said…
I must say the Nitie folks are gonna surely pull thier hair out :)..way to go..im looking forward to the dinner and the dessert already

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